Charles Manson is Getting Married

A Bachelor Party Mn or Bachelor Party Wi for our illustrious 80 year young Charles Manson who’s getting married to a former Stripper Mn or Stripper Wi?

Well hot diggity-dogski … 80 year young serial killing, mass murdering Charles Manson Dude is indeed getting married to this lovely-lovely 26 year old former Stripper Mn or Stripper Wi Afton Elaine Burton from the midwest! Score another one for that DeathRowDate .com …. damn that website is on flippin-flamin fire! Does she actually believe he’s innocent? I know there are literally billions of people on the planet who believe far-far stranger things of course, like ancient, mythological, fairytale, Yahweh-Monster-Gods floating around above the clouds in the sky… somehow looking out for them! So I suppose Charles could be innocent? I mean seriously, who am I to judge right?

Will there be a bachelor party Mn? Or perhaps a bachelor party Wi? With strippers Mn or strippers Wi? Maybe even with that truly amazing world renowned Bachelor Party Show? Where would they hold the doggone-dandy event… in the prison dining hall? I’m curious if her parents approve of the engagement? Or if they too feel him to be innocent? I wonder how many family ‘n friends will be attending the wedding anyway? Perhaps it’ll be a destination wedding, maybe in Hawaii or Jamaica? What would be the ideal wedding gift for them… his ‘n her bath towels perhaps? A toaster or convection oven? Do they allow kitchen appliances in prison? Or even a towel-rack for that matter? I’d like to see that-there engagement ring! Perhaps our young Charles Manson Dude custom-made it out of some quality prison soap or stationary? Oh well, I wish I could attend that ceremony just to congratulate young Charles for landing that fine, fine fish of 26, see him in a tux, see her dress & of course the wedding cake!

The prison guards must be having a hey day with this. No doubt some good bastardly belly laughs among them to be sure! Will several of them be attending the ceremonial proceedings? What about the dandy,downhome delightful prison Dean Dude? Will he be there as an emotional support for lil Charlesqueak? Other than the bachelor party Mn or bachelor party Wi, I’m really, really curious to know if there will be Strippers Mn or even a few handy-dandy Strippers Wi for the pre-wedding festivities? Try to imagine that convicted felon prison sausage fest of sorts! Could the famous “TeamTurboCoaches” of handle ‘n keep control of such a limp, listless, lifeless, lame, languid, lackluster lot of lackadaisical lunatics I wonder? I suspect not… however, make no mistake peoples I’ve been proven wrong before.

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